You’re Fired


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Somebody call Donald Trump quick, his famous “you’re fired” line is needed on New Zealand’s X Factor. Two judges, Natalia Kills and Willy Moon, have just been given the boot. For those who have not been reading New Zealand’s celebrity news, you probably aren’t aware of what happened, or even who these two people are, so let me explain what happened. These two judges absolutely destroyed X Factor contestant Joe Irvine after her performance last week.

Natalia went first stating: “As an artist who respects artists’ integrity and intellectual property I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband. From the hair, to the suit, do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock. It’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence, even having to dignify you with an answer of my opinion.”


Willy one upped her though, comparing Irvine to “Norma Bates dressing up in his mother’s clothing”…”I feel like you’re gonna stitch someone’s skin to your face and then kill everybody in the audience” You really have to applaud Willy’s creativity. This is really the best “I quit” move since that flight attendant ripped a beer, opened the emergency exit, and slid down the emergency chute. That’s the all time leader for eff you moves but Willy really gave it the college try. Much respect. PS- Natalia and Willy are horrible people and their former X Factor judge coworker said it best Melanie Blatt(1)  

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